Linguist, lexicographer, radio host, public speaker

Discounted Words

Signs: underline everywhere, bold, capitalize, mark “arbitrary” quotes, add bangers, exclamations. Confuse its and it’s and buy me an expresso not the espresso wanted. First of all, thirdly, heh, Micro$oft, ’nuff said, all been done. What’s new? Make it new. Weak memes, mimes, mimicry. Drop your borrowed voice here.

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Grant Barrett