Harvard was the zone of ferocious competition and status anxiety

“Right in there, I got on an elevator one day with a dean. I’d had crabs a few months before, and the only way to get rid of them is with this stuff called Pyrinate A-200. Which stinks. And on this elevator was the unmistakable odor of Pyrinate A-200. So I said to the dean, ‘You have my sympathy. It’s no fun. But if you want a better method, you should shave one half of your pubic hair, light the other half on fire, and get them with an icepick when they come running out…'”

Posted June 20, 2001

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