Linguist, lexicographer, radio host, public speaker

Practicing to ride the subway, no doubt

“They looked horrible. They slammed their bodies together in over-exaggerated pelvic thrusts and groped each other in a way that is apparently supposed to be erotic. Not only was I disgusted at this, but I also feared for my safety because they had a habit of attaching themselves to anyone passing by and would then ‘dance’ with them, no matter the unsuspecting victim’s gender.”

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Grant Barrett