Rule 4

Any movie advertised with an actor peering over the top of sunglasses is bound to be one of the worst films you’ve ever seen. This rule holds doubly true if such an image appears on the DVD or videocassette cover. It holds three-quarters true if the actor is merely wearing, but not peering over, the Raybans (because they are inevitably Raybans, which are often photoshopped on the face).

Posted March 3, 2006

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