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There’s a huge number of dudes who don’t know how played the “not all men” argument is and how much like a schmuck they look for using it.

There’s a huge number of dudes who don’t know how played the “not all men” argument is and how much like a schmuck they look for using it. There's a huge number of dudes who don't know how played the "not all men" argument is and how much like a schmuck they look for using more…

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Last English Phrase No Human Has Peeved About Expected to Fetch $50 Trillion at Auction; Found in Handbasket at Bottom of Infernal Abyss

Last English Phrase No Human Has Peeved About Expected to Fetch $50 Trillion at Auction; Found in Handbasket at Bottom of Infernal Abyss Last English Phrase No Human Has Peeved About Expected to Fetch $50 Trillion at Auction; Found in Handbasket at Bottom of Infernal Abyss — Grant Barrett (@GrantBarrett) June 14, 2017 http://twitter.com/GrantBarrett/status/874863718596825089

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“Four eyes would look way better than two heads and two eyeballs.” — Kid conversation passing by on the sidewalk in front of the house.

“Four eyes would look way better than two heads and two eyeballs.” — Kid conversation passing by on the sidewalk in front of the house. "Four eyes would look way better than two heads and two eyeballs." — Kid conversation passing by on the sidewalk in front of the house. — Grant Barrett (@GrantBarrett) June more…

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Article: uptalk is useful, everyone does it, it’s not just women. Readers: uptalk is stupid, so are the uptalkers, especially women. #sigh

Article: uptalk is useful, everyone does it, it’s not just women. Readers: uptalk is stupid, so are the uptalkers, especially women. #sigh Article: uptalk is useful, everyone does it, it's not just women. Readers: uptalk is stupid, so are the uptalkers, especially women. #sigh — Grant Barrett (@GrantBarrett) June 3, 2017 http://twitter.com/GrantBarrett/status/871010836034310144

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My son just interpreted “pantyho” as the singular of the plural “pantyhose.”

My son just interpreted “pantyho” as the singular of the plural “pantyhose.” My son just interpreted "pantyho" as the singular of the plural "pantyhose." — Grant Barrett (@GrantBarrett) June 1, 2017 http://twitter.com/GrantBarrett/status/870298713188651008

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Save me from dudes who REALLY WANT TO ENGAGE as they criticize the language of other people. Three dudes this week.

Save me from dudes who REALLY WANT TO ENGAGE as they criticize the language of other people. Three dudes this week. Save me from dudes who REALLY WANT TO ENGAGE as they criticize the language of other people. Three dudes this week. — Grant Barrett (@GrantBarrett) May 25, 2017 http://twitter.com/GrantBarrett/status/867857237011836929

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This followed the rising swell of dawn bird song across a continent for hours. Very good radio. https://t.co/EmT4mogyWF

This followed the rising swell of dawn bird song across a continent for hours. Very good radio. https://t.co/EmT4mogyWF This followed the rising swell of dawn bird song across a continent for hours. Very good radio. https://t.co/EmT4mogyWF — Grant Barrett (@GrantBarrett) May 9, 2017 http://twitter.com/GrantBarrett/status/861809765416148992

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The IRS mistakenly sent us a $4K check. Turns out, the mistake is common enough that they have a page for it.… https://t.co/4qYMyNGN7L

The IRS mistakenly sent us a $4K check. Turns out, the mistake is common enough that they have a page for it.… https://t.co/4qYMyNGN7L The IRS mistakenly sent us a $4K check. Turns out, the mistake is common enough that they have a page for it. https://t.co/o4ikFTkN0c http://pic.twitter.com/ex8HNXkVSQ — Grant Barrett (@GrantBarrett) May 8, 2017 http://twitter.com/GrantBarrett/status/861666816304840705

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Join me April 27 for a live event! Use custom code WAYWORD for a $5 per ticket discount. Tix at https://t.co/sEqrtZo2HV or (858) 348-1348.

Join me April 27 for a live event! Use custom code WAYWORD for a $5 per ticket discount. Tix at https://t.co/sEqrtZo2HV or (858) 348-1348. Join me April 27 for a live event! Use custom code WAYWORD for a $5 per ticket discount. Tix at https://t.co/sEqrtZo2HV or (858) 348-1348. — Grant Barrett (@GrantBarrett) April 9, 2017 more…

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It’s bad enough that Cox internet costs go up and up, but when they add fees for services you did not ask for, it just feels like fraud.

It’s bad enough that Cox internet costs go up and up, but when they add fees for services you did not ask for, it just feels like fraud. It's bad enough that Cox internet costs go up and up, but when they add fees for services you did not ask for, it just feels like more…

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