Linguist, lexicographer, radio host, public speaker

“The How-To Section” by Janet Benton from B

;Jeff and I had a mutual parting of the ways. Nothing dramatic or exciting. We decided we were better friends than lovers. Our relationship was based more on the right side of the brain than anywhere. Foreplay consisted of reading the paper and then discussing one of the articles, bringing it to a rather heated pitch and then throwing ourselves into bed. Unfortunately, we had to continue discussing the article and tying in orgasms at the same time and it became sloppy after a while and god forbid if it was a slow news day.

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Grant Barrett