Linguist, lexicographer, radio host, public speaker

XFL fans are a subset of a dubious group to begin with

“I would have to guess from your picture that you were not a football player or, if you were that you were some highly specialized position (read puny) like wideout or safety. You are probably the type to spend hours tracking the achievements of your favorite players for your fantasy football league. You probably get together with friends to more fully expose your incredible zealot, gawkiness at a bar where you shout at the bigscreen TV if one of ‘your’ players gets good stats. Perhaps you have an unrealistic expectation of the XFL based on your fantasy involvement in the sport.”

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Grant Barrett