Browsing Month August, 2015

All other parents in the animal kingdom would have already murdered their offspring for blowing a tuneless flute throughout the store.

All other parents in the animal kingdom would have already murdered their offspring for blowing a tuneless flute throughout the store. All other parents in the animal kingdom would have already murdered their offspring for blowing a tuneless flute throughout the store. — Grant Barrett (@GrantBarrett) August 9, 2015 http://twitter.com/GrantBarrett/status/630489393397166084

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Does anyone else feel inexplicably buoyant or euphoric near the start of feeling sick? Last for hours. Happens to me almost every time.

Does anyone else feel inexplicably buoyant or euphoric near the start of feeling sick? Last for hours. Happens to me almost every time. Does anyone else feel inexplicably buoyant or euphoric near the start of feeling sick? Last for hours. Happens to me almost every time. — Grant Barrett (@GrantBarrett) August 6, 2015 http://twitter.com/GrantBarrett/status/629434103864119296

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Join me and my radio partner Martha Barnette for a fundraiser on September 17! http://t.co/3slb89k9VU

Join me and my radio partner Martha Barnette for a fundraiser on September 17! http://t.co/3slb89k9VU Join me and my radio partner Martha Barnette for a fundraiser on September 17! http://t.co/3slb89k9VU — Grant Barrett (@GrantBarrett) August 6, 2015 http://twitter.com/GrantBarrett/status/629369157767811072

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Whopper has a shoe fetish.

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I love the gardening program at my son’s school. Here, an improved a bus stop.

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Butter.

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Big dude, almost three inches long.

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On the language front, still tracking the GOP “clown car” and the intensifier “deadass.” Both have legs.

On the language front, still tracking the GOP “clown car” and the intensifier “deadass.” Both have legs. On the language front, still tracking the GOP "clown car" and the intensifier "deadass." Both have legs. — Grant Barrett (@GrantBarrett) August 1, 2015 http://twitter.com/GrantBarrett/status/627478808703205376

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