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“75,000,000 Toddlers Can’t be Wrong” by the statuesque Paul Ford from

;PF: I started a band myself a few years ago, and it really hasn’t gone anywhere. SB: It can be really tough. PF: I play trombone, we’re punk-rock brass. You should check us out. You just wonder if you ever will make it. If anyone will ever believe in you enough to give you a contract.