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Captain of the Low Seas

Captain of the Low Seas. “Instead of getting about on a senior scooter, for example, Mr. Hansen used a forklift, and he was famous for driving it places forklifts have no business going, including but not limited to a busted section of pier that promptly collapsed, sending him and the forklift into the water with such violence that both had to be sent off for repairs.”

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Grant Barrett