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“Gordon, Wearing His Red Jacket, Slips on the Subway and Gets Blogged,” by Jeffrey Yamaguchi from

;I don’t know what made me do it, but today, on the subway, I tripped some guy, just this random guy wearing a red jacket. My foot just jutted out like someone else was controlling it, and this guy went a tumbling. I think he was too embarrassed to look back. I just kept my eyes in my book and hoped to God I didn’t get caught. Damn! What a rush!

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Grant Barrett