“You park your unpretentious Skoda Felicia near your entrance overnight and the next morning, you find your left taillight smashed. That same day, you find a different parking space, but a week later, you find that your right taillight has been smashed as well. In panic, you park your Skoda further away from the entrance, just to find a note stuck under the windshield wiper suggesting that you look for a different parking space.”
Grant Barrett