Linguist, lexicographer, writer, editor, broadcaster

If only it were just a matter of marking your spot with your smell

“You park your unpretentious Skoda Felicia near your entrance overnight and the next morning, you find your left taillight smashed. That same day, you find a different parking space, but a week later, you find that your right taillight has been smashed as well. In panic, you park your Skoda further away from the entrance, just to find a note stuck under the windshield wiper suggesting that you look for a different parking space.”

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Grant Barrett