Linguist, lexicographer, radio host, public speaker

It was all floppy, squishy and ripe, but only hair and cockroaches. No bones

“I’ve decided the thing that distresses me most about this house mess is the apparent randomness of it. Buttons mixed with nails mixed with sunflower seeds mixed with dead cockroaches mixed with wrenches mixed with craft supplies mixed with cat vomit mixed with old mail mixed with leftover rolls of linoleum and radiator hoses… I believe I’m cleaning up after serious mental illness here.”

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Grant Barrett