Linguist, lexicographer, radio host, public speaker

“Little man with a gun in his hand,” by and from

;”I would just die if I didn’t introduce myself,” I smarmed. Bloomberg looked at me like, You’re kidding, right? Who are you? And then S. was on him like a tick. “I really like what you’re doing with the Department of Education,” she began. While she effused, I stared at him, silently. He is a very short man. About my height, actually. I entertained fantasies of putting him in a headlock and giving him noogies. Here’re those special smoke-free noogies you ordered, your honor.

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Grant Barrett