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Tech support says they’ll call back in 30 minutes but it’s been an hour and you’ve been in their shoes but you’re still like ಠ_ಠ and ⊙_ʘ.

Tech support says they’ll call back in 30 minutes but it’s been an hour and you’ve been in their shoes but you’re still like ಠ_ಠ and ⊙_ʘ. Tech support says they'll call back in 30 minutes but it's been an hour and you've been in their shoes but you're still like ಠ_ಠ and ⊙_ʘ. — more…

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That feeling when, one by one, you receive password reset messages for social media accounts for many of your email addresses. 🐟

That feeling when, one by one, you receive password reset messages for social media accounts for many of your email addresses. 🐟 That feeling when, one by one, you receive password reset messages for social media accounts for many of your email addresses. 🐟 — Grant Barrett (@GrantBarrett) August 17, 2017 http://twitter.com/GrantBarrett/status/898297809711108096

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You’ve escaped people listening to voicemail on speakerphone by working at home. Then a car parks in front of your home-office window.

You’ve escaped people listening to voicemail on speakerphone by working at home. Then a car parks in front of your home-office window. You've escaped people listening to voicemail on speakerphone by working at home. Then a car parks in front of your home-office window. — Grant Barrett (@GrantBarrett) August 9, 2017 http://twitter.com/GrantBarrett/status/895355331223711744

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It’s such a crucial question and @guyraz on @HowIBuiltThis seems to ask it in every interview: How much of your success was just good luck?

It’s such a crucial question and @guyraz on @HowIBuiltThis seems to ask it in every interview: How much of your success was just good luck? It's such a crucial question and @guyraz on @HowIBuiltThis seems to ask it in every interview: How much of your success was just good luck? — Grant Barrett (@GrantBarrett) July more…

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Due to many misdials meant for a credit union to my 619 number, I’m switching back to my 646 number for good. Message me if you need it.

Due to many misdials meant for a credit union to my 619 number, I’m switching back to my 646 number for good. Message me if you need it. Due to many misdials meant for a credit union to my 619 number, I'm switching back to my 646 number for good. Message me if you need more…

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Here’s an easy way to improve the world: help Omar, severely injured and now bedridden, reconnect to the world. https://t.co/Ka6uwNJFMa

Here’s an easy way to improve the world: help Omar, severely injured and now bedridden, reconnect to the world. https://t.co/Ka6uwNJFMa Here's an easy way to improve the world: help Omar, severely injured and now bedridden, reconnect to the world. https://t.co/Ka6uwNJFMa — Grant Barrett (@GrantBarrett) July 4, 2017 http://twitter.com/GrantBarrett/status/882315636818427904

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https://t.co/D172P78Lmb https://t.co/BnJVj4lqHZ

https://t.co/D172P78Lmb https://t.co/BnJVj4lqHZ https://t.co/D172P78Lmb http://pic.twitter.com/BnJVj4lqHZ — Grant Barrett (@GrantBarrett) June 29, 2017 http://twitter.com/GrantBarrett/status/880538135804948480

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There’s a huge number of dudes who don’t know how played the “not all men” argument is and how much like a schmuck they look for using it.

There’s a huge number of dudes who don’t know how played the “not all men” argument is and how much like a schmuck they look for using it. There's a huge number of dudes who don't know how played the "not all men" argument is and how much like a schmuck they look for using more…

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Last English Phrase No Human Has Peeved About Expected to Fetch $50 Trillion at Auction; Found in Handbasket at Bottom of Infernal Abyss

Last English Phrase No Human Has Peeved About Expected to Fetch $50 Trillion at Auction; Found in Handbasket at Bottom of Infernal Abyss Last English Phrase No Human Has Peeved About Expected to Fetch $50 Trillion at Auction; Found in Handbasket at Bottom of Infernal Abyss — Grant Barrett (@GrantBarrett) June 14, 2017 http://twitter.com/GrantBarrett/status/874863718596825089

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“Four eyes would look way better than two heads and two eyeballs.” — Kid conversation passing by on the sidewalk in front of the house.

“Four eyes would look way better than two heads and two eyeballs.” — Kid conversation passing by on the sidewalk in front of the house. "Four eyes would look way better than two heads and two eyeballs." — Kid conversation passing by on the sidewalk in front of the house. — Grant Barrett (@GrantBarrett) June more…

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