Linguist, lexicographer, radio host, public speaker

The court tries to hear 250 tickets a day. Half those never show. More never pay

“Excuses fly. It wasn’t me. I didn’t know I didn’t have a license. I wasn’t at that spot. I think my cousin had my car. My insurance card caught fire. One woman insists ‘the only reason I went through that red light was I have a nervous feet condition, for which I’m suing my doctor.’”

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Grant Barrett