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The story’s a little raunchy, but the payoff is good

“And sure enough, the rubber member was long, wide and realistic in all respects (including an artistically inspired, anatomically correct vein running lengthwise up the shaft), but the scrotum was a front with no back. The scrotal facade, as it were, hid a flat, smooth edge where the eye expected (yearned?) to see a full rounded ball sack from behind. This was obviously a low-budget shoot, I thought to myself, but ‘A’ for effort. After all, it was only her first porno. And economically speaking, the scrotal facade did make sense. Half a plastic sack surely represents significant savings over time. Add to this the reduced rates in world-wide shipping charges and, well, you do the math.”

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Grant Barrett