Linguist, lexicographer, radio host, public speaker

We couldn’t prove it until we went a month without doing any laundry

“Day three: I switch the bottles, hiding the bottle of dye behind our own washer, and putting the Tide bottle out in the open. Success! The next time I did laundry, there was dye missing, and the bottle had been put back in a different place. On top of their washer was a purple stained sponge, and a can of Easy Off, which I assume they were using to clean the fabric dye out of their washer with. Also, they were up until 2 AM, screaming at each other. I like to think I had a hand in that.”

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Grant Barrett