The following documents are easy to download, easy to open, easy to fill out, easy to print, and easy to understand.
If executed at the same time, they’ll also give the United States its first female president. I’m a dope. Don’t vote for me for president.
Step one. Donald H. Rumsfeld resignation letter.
Step two. Richard B. Cheney resignation letter.
Step three. George W. Bush resignation letter.
(I modeled them on Richard Nixon’s resignation letter.)