;There are about 5 million in-ground whirlpool spas in America, […] but to casually channel surf, you’d swear there were even more. Hot tubs everywhere! Filled with muscle-bound lunkheads and boob-augmented ditzes about to be “Elimidated” or denied the precious long-stemmed rose of survival; hot tubs occupied by conniving, fornicating housemates who live in over-decorated cribs, each about to vote the other off into teleblivion.
