Linguist, lexicographer, radio host, public speaker

It sure beats having a pile of rotting army worms all around your house

“A few hours later, his yard was surrounded by 280 feet of plastic lawn edging, staked down every two feet with pole-barn nails. It formed a 5-inch wall, a virtual Great Wall to an army worm. He then smeared the entire outside with Vaseline. ‘He bought four jugs of it

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Grant Barrett